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aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

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centaurlips:

circumlocute:

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

  1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
  2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
  3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

its all the weddings that play The Police’s “Every Breath You Take” as a first song that gets me…honestly people, have you LISTENED to the lyrics?

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omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

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meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

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allteensrelate:

mxcleod:

apparently if you read your textbook you’ll learn what to do in class

who knew

lifehacks

sixfigs:

twofingerswhiskey:

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

queeraddictedto:

saltwaterandink:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

Plot Twist: The Bible is full of blowjobs

jesus cleaning his disciples’ feet

i’ve done some digging and stuff (knowing a lot of bible translation errors and stuff myself) and actually it’s totally right go look at ruth 3 “uncover his feet and he will show you what to do”

we’re all going to hell 

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