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snapchatting:

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u

(Source: snapchatting, via pizza)

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

(via swarnpert)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

(via swarnpert)

Anonymous asked: Have you ever successfully kicked a bad hobit?


Answer:

shreeves:

yeah i fucking hated frodo that little cunt got knocked straight into mount doom 

me:hey
bobby:sit on my face
me:haha look at this
bobby:sit on my face
me:things have been rough yeah...
bobby:sit on my face

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch, via nbrhoods)

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