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They're like these flat doughy pieces of heaven. You will want to every one you ever see, that is until you have one that was made of scratch and the recipe uses too much salt or not enough milk so they're dry, they aren't even Pancakes anymore, more like Pan-what-the-fucks.
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drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u

(Source: snapchatting, via pizza)


me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

(via swarnpert)


“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

(via swarnpert)

Anonymous asked: Have you ever successfully kicked a bad hobit?



yeah i fucking hated frodo that little cunt got knocked straight into mount doom 

bobby:sit on my face
me:haha look at this
bobby:sit on my face
me:things have been rough yeah...
bobby:sit on my face





what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch, via nbrhoods)

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